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vEmpire’s market performance was underwhelming. A low user population and engagement prevented optimal project growth. Brand visibility remained obscured, attracting abysmal numbers for vEmpire’s platform.
Increase brand visibility through a series of aggressive marketing campaigns. Target cryptocurrency industry leaders to generate engagement with the target audience.
Created a viral campaign called ‘Sandbox Season 3’. The campaign led to a 100%+ increase in vEMP token price over several days and doubled the volume. Community engagement via social media metrics also increased several fold.